I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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