I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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