I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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