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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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