why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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