Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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