my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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