I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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