She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
