It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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