Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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