What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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