would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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