I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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