btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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