this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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