Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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