I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
