im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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