There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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