I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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