you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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