Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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