Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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