Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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