Betty ford says i'm here all night
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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