she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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