I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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