A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
All I want is dick and wine.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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