you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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