did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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