the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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