Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
