This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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