Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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