Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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