i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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