i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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