Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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