Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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