Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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