Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
