theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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