Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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