lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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