Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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