I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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