Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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