What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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