i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You brought string cheese to the strip club
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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