Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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