i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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