whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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